i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl)

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: temp0es)

alltimeboners:

if u sing along to fall out boy there’s probably a 3% chance ur actually singing the right lyrics

(Source: butthurtbrendonurie)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

unnoticedbyall:

davidspookmour:

imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member

we wouldn’t be singing